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Diana's Story

Lost For Words
I am a Stranger Here Myself

The Cat who came in from the Cold

Enough To Make A Cat Laugh
Play on Words
Paws in the Proceedings NEW MAY 2007

 

Audio

The Funny Thing Is

 

Screenplays

Wide Eyed and Legless

Lost For Words

 

 

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I'm a Stranger Here Myself The Cat Who Came in from the ColdA Play on WordsEnough to Make a Cat Laugh

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Paws in the Proceedings

 

NEW MAY 2007

Deric's gentle tales of life in Huddersfield with his wife Aileen and their menagerie of playful cats have won him thousands of loyal fans. And after a few years break, Deric returns with the latest, and eagerly awaited, instalment of his memoirs. Deric is getting on a bit now and so are his cats. Life chez-Longden has adjusted to a slower pace, but everyday is still full of opportunities for the sort of mischief, mishaps and adventures that come with sharing your house and life with a troop of small cats with big personalities. "Paws in the Proceedings" has all of Deric's trademark charm, homespun wisdom and gentle wit. His remarkable eye for the humorous detail and the keen observation are very much in evidence, and this is another comic gem that will delight Deric's loyal fans and bring him to a bigger audience than ever before.

 

RRP £14.99
Hardback

 

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Corgi Transworld• Biography: general
Publication Date: 07/05/2007 • 288 pages • 178 x 106 mm • ISBN:

9780593054680
 

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Diana's Story

 

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'A funny, sad, and above all, enormously inspiring story' Clare Francis, Action for M.E.

 

In 1971 Deric Longden's wife Diana fell ill with the mysterious disorder known as ME (myalgic encephalomyelitis). She was unable to move without a wheelchair, and was in almost constant pain. Equally distressing, perhaps, was the fact that every doctor she saw was unable to diagnose what was wrong with her. Deric, devoting more and more time to looking after Diana, watched his business gradually fail, and had to neglect his developing career as a broadcaster. He became househusband, nurse and caretaker of the woman he loved.

 

Diana's Story is told by a writer who can transform the bleakest moment with his warmth and wit. It is an extraordinarily funny account of a marriage based on love and on an exceptional sense of humour.

 

'A remarkable book, warm and sad…laced with a lot of humour'
Sunday Express

 

RRP £6.99
Paperback


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Corgi • Biography: general
Publication Date: 05/08/1993 • 320 pages • 178 x 106 mm • ISBN: 0552139440
Territory: World ex USA • EAN: 9780552139441

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Lost For Words

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A lovely read - Good Housekeeping
 

'You know, Deric - ten minutes of this rain will do more good in half an hour than a fortnight of ordinary rain in a month.'

 

Deric Longden's mum was a wonderfully endearing, eccentric lady whose passions ranged from pot plants and her beloved pussycats to Buttercup Syrup which she consumed in vast quantities. She also provided comfort, advice and her own particular brand of wisdom in the years after the death of his first wife, Diana.

 

Deric's many happy memories include the vision of his mother's unmistakeable backside as she charged through Marks & Spencers; the way in which she charmed everyone she met, including the surliest of youths, and her unusual technique of selling a house which involved plying potential buyers with iced buns whilst pointing out the damp patches and dodgy electrics. Strangely, it worked.

 

Lost For Words is a funny, poignant and ultimately heartwarming book that may well make you cry, but will certainly make you laugh.

 

RRP £5.99
Paperback

 

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Corgi • Biography: general
Publication Date: 01/10/1998 • 288 pages • 178 x 106 mm • ISBN: 0552139432
Territory: World ex USA • EAN: 9780552139434

 

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I'm A Stranger Here Myself

 

 

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'Give this man a black cloud and he'll find its funny silver lining sooner than you can say bestseller...As hilarious and compassionate as its predecessors' Good Housekeeping

 

In 1990, spurred on by the success of his writing and his marriage to the writer Aileen Armitage, Deric Longden made a momentous move to a foreign country. Huddersfield, in Yorkshire, with its distinctive manners and customs and its wealth of remarkable characters, would surely provide him with all the material he needed for his planned book, one of the great classics of travel literature. But two years later, when he sat down to write it, the major events of everyday life kept intruding: the demands of a houseful of cats, the problem of getting the cooker repaired, the memories evoked by sorting through old clothes in the wardrobe...

 

Still, I'm a Stranger Here Myself is a travel book of a kind, where the most hilarious adventures can happen between the kitchen and the bathroom, and where a morning's shopping can provide enough anecdotes to last a lifetime. Once again Deric Longden demonstrates his genius for taking the most ordinary materials of life and transforming them with his own special brand of gentle, inspired humour.

 

RRP £5.99
Paperback

 

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Corgi • Biography: general
Publication Date: 09/02/1995 • 256 pages • 178 x 106 mm • ISBN: 0552140503
Territory: World ex USA • EAN: 9780552140508

 

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The Cat Who Came In From The Cold
 

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'So warm and funny it'll make you want to go and get one of your own. A cat, that is'
New Woman
 

The little cat Deric Longden saw sitting forlornly on an upturned bucket belonged to the neighbours, but somehow when it began to rain it only seemed natural to bring him inside. Once there he slipped so easily into Deric and Aileen's lives that there was an unspoken agreement that he had found his real home. Little did he know that he had entered the Longden world, in which the unexpected (almost) always happens...

 

Aileen being Aileen, it was probably inevitable that sooner or later the kitten would be trapped in the refrigerator. And Deric being Deric, the obvious way to thaw him back to life was to make a little coat for him out of a shrunken thermal vest. Thus the cat who came in from the cold got his name - Thermal - and joined the wonderful cast of characters in the ongoing Longden saga.

 

RRP £6.99
Paperback

 

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Corgi • Biography: general
Publication Date: 12/11/1992 • 240 pages • 178 x 106 mm • ISBN: 0552138223
Territory: World • EAN: 9780552138222

 

 

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Enough To Make A Cat Laugh
 

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Throughout the 1990s Deric Longden has shared his life with a blind novelist, Aileen Armitage, and four cats: Thermal, Tigger, Frink and shabby old Arthur. And the cats have found that sharing a life with Aileen can be a very painful business. She hardly ever trips over them these days, but they are always in danger of being mistaken for a cardigan, or inadvertently locked in the cellar.

 

Ever since Thermal came in from the cold, Deric has seen his world increasingly taken over by cats. What with planning their menus, entertaining their friends, listening to their worries and observing their adventures, he has little time left over for his professional life as a writer. But there are rich rewards. One way or another, the cats in the Longden household are an endless source of interest and laughter.

 

Few writers have found so much enjoyment in the company of cats, and none has written better about their charm, and their fascinating range of personalities. Enough to Make a Cat Laugh will enchant cat-lovers everywhere, and give Longden-lovers an unforgettable treat.

 

RRP £6.99
Paperback

 

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Corgi • Biography: general
Publication Date: 01/11/1997 • 288 pages • 178 x 106 mm • ISBN: 0552143014
Territory: World ex USA • EAN: 9780552143011

 

 

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A Play On Words

 

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A behind-the-scenes look at the filming of Lost For Words, the Emmy-award winning TV drama based on the Deric Longden classic.

 

In A Play on Words, Longden is at his wittiest chronicling the wondrous experience of seeing his autobiographical book Lost For Words come to life on film. Several years in the writing, his screen-adapted version of this sequel to Wide Eyed and Legless had finally been completed thanks to the continual needling of Dame Thora Hird, who breathed life into the role of his mother in both films.

 

In his own inimitable style, Deric describes the daily goings-on around the film set amidst the continuing chaos of his private world, where he serves as official guide dog to his blind wife, the writer Aileen Armitage, and as parent, therapist, chief entertainer and chef to their three and a half cats and assorted other animals. Despite the usual interruptions by this familiar cast of characters, his own brand of literary work somehow manages to get done.

 

RRP £5.99
Paperback

 

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Corgi • Biography: general
Publication Date: 05/10/2000 • 304 pages • 178 x 106 mm • ISBN: 0552146609
Territory: World ex USA • EAN: 9780552146609

 

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